Looking for the perfect gaudy sweater can be like searching for the needle in a haystack. You want something flashy and fun, but not too over the top. You want something that speaks to your unique personality, but won’t make your friends roll their eyes. Fear not, fellow fashionistas, for South Portland has got you covered with its plethora of funky sweater shops.

1. "Gingerbread Mansion" on 170 Ocean St. has sweaters that are as sweet as their name suggests. Ranging from $30-$50, their fuzzy, festive options are a house made of candy-esque dream come true.
2. "Neverland" on 78 West Main St. has sweaters that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. The prices range from $25-$45, but we think it’s worth it to feel like you’re eternally young.
3. "Nostalgic Threads" on 130 Cottage Rd. is like stepping back in time. Their sweaters range from $20-$40 and are perfect for anyone looking for a blast from the past.
4. "The Sunny Side" on 45 Market St. has sweaters that are a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day. The prices range from $25-$50 and we assure you that a trip to this store will put a smile on your face.
5. "The Cozy Den" on 290 Ocean St. has sweaters that will make you want to curl up by the fire. Ranging from $40-$75, their sweaters are cozy enough to make you feel like you’re at home.
6. "Lush Layers" on 401 Cottage Rd. has sweaters that are as lush as their name suggests. Their prices range from $35-$60 and their sweaters will make you feel like you’re wrapped up in a field of flowers.
7. "Glitz and Glam" on 50 Market St. has sweaters that are perfect for anyone who wants to shine. Ranging from $40-$80, their sweaters will make you feel like a star.
8. "Pawsitively Preppy" on 380 Ocean St. has sweaters that are preppy with a twist. The prices range from $30-$60 and their sweaters will make you feel like you’re ready for a day on the yacht.
9. "Seaside Soiree" on 100 Cottage Rd. has sweaters that are perfect for a night out by the ocean. Ranging from $35-$70, their sweaters will make you feel like you’re living the luxurious life.
10. "Wild and Wacky" on 55 Main St. has sweaters that are as wild and wacky as their name suggests. The prices range from $25-$50 and their sweaters will make you stand out in a crowd.

So there you have it, folks. Ten fabulous places in South Portland to find your gaudy sweater fix. We hope these punny descriptions have inspired you to discover your inner fashionista. Happy shopping!