It’s that time of year again - the time where we all scramble to find the perfect "ugly" sweater for our holiday parties. But let’s be real, finding the most gaudy, over-the-top, tacky sweater can be quite the challenge. Fear not, my pun-loving friends, for I have scoured the city of Detroit to bring you 10 destinations to snatch up the gaudiest sweaters of them all.

1. The Rust Belt Market - This funky marketplace in Ferndale offers a variety of vendors selling vintage and handmade items, including some seriously gaudy sweaters. Prices start at $20.
2. Thrift on the Ave - Located in Detroit’s hot West Village neighborhood, this thrift store has a whole section dedicated to gaudy sweaters. You’ll find plenty of gems starting at just $8.
3. Detroit Threads - This vintage shop has a massive selection of gaudy sweaters, perfect for those who want to make a statement. Prices range from $20 to $50.
4. Tangerine - This boutique in Eastern Market has plenty of options for those who want to stand out in a crowd, including some wild sweater designs. Prices start at $30.
5. Lost and Found Vintage - This shop in Royal Oak offers a unique selection of vintage clothing, including some impressive gaudy sweaters. Prices start at $20.
6. Ragstock - Located in Greektown, this chain store has an entire wall devoted to ugly sweaters, including some truly tacky gems. Prices range from $20 to $40.
7. Peacock Room - This chic boutique in the Fisher Building offers an upscale take on the gaudy sweater trend, with designer options starting at $100.
8. Thrift on Jefferson - Another great thrift store find, this shop in Detroit’s Jefferson Chalmers neighborhood has a wide variety of gaudy sweater options starting at just $5.
9. Mink Detroit - This upscale boutique in Midtown Detroit offers some truly unique sweater designs, including some statements pieces starting at $80.
10. Salvation Army - Of course, we couldn’t forget the granddaddy of all thrift stores. With multiple locations throughout the city, you’re bound to find a few gaudy sweater options for dirt cheap prices.

So there you have it - 10 Detroit destinations where you can find the perfect gaudy sweater for your upcoming holiday parties. Make sure to grab your camera and strike some cheesy poses in your new statement piece.