Let’s face it, finding a good pair of low waisted jeans can be a real pain in the you-know-what. Either they’re too high, too tight, or just not quite right. But fear not, Albuquerqueans! We’ve scoured the city to bring you ten pun-laden places to buy low waisted jeans.

1. Hip Stitch - This funky fabric store in Nob Hill not only offers a wide selection of denim, but also has the tools and knowledge to help you alter your jeans to the perfect low waisted fit. Prices range from $30-$60.
2. Buffalo Exchange - If you’re looking for unique, second-hand jeans that already have that perfect worn-in fit, Buffalo Exchange is the place for you. Prices vary, but you can expect to pay around $20-$40.
3. Louche - This boutique in Old Town offers a mix of vintage and new clothing, including a selection of low waisted jeans. Prices range from $40-$80.
4. Ragstock - Whether you’re looking for classic blue jeans or something a little more colorful, you can’t go wrong with Ragstock. Prices start at $20 and go up to $60.
5. The Shop @ ABQ Collective - This trendy store in the EDo district offers a variety of denim styles, including low waisted options. Prices vary, but expect to pay around $40-$100.
6. Selvedge - This locally-owned shop in the Northeast Heights specializes in high-quality denim, including low waisted options from brands like Levi’s and Naked & Famous. Prices range from $80-$200.
7. T.J. Maxx - You never know what you’ll find at this discount retailer, but they often have a good selection of low waisted jeans from popular brands. Prices vary, but you can expect to pay around $25-$50.
8. Nordstrom Rack - Another discount retailer with a rotating selection of low waisted jeans from designer brands. Prices range from $50-$150.
9. American Eagle Outfitters - This mall staple offers a variety of low waisted jeans in different colors and styles. Prices range from $40-$60.
10. H&M - The fast fashion giant offers a variety of low waisted jeans that won’t break the bank. Prices start at just $20.

So there you have it, folks. Ten options for finding the perfect low waisted jeans in Albuquerque. Just remember, when it comes to buying denim, it’s all about the hips and dips. Happy shopping!