Finding the perfect pair of vintage shorts can be a real pain in the "patootie". You could spend hours scouring thrift stores and yard sales to no avail. But fear not my fashion-forward friends, because we’ve got you covered - literally! We’ve scoured the city of Toledo to bring you the top ten places to find the perfect vintage shorts.

Let’s take a "short" journey through Toledo’s vintage shops:

1. Boochy Mama’s Prohibition Popcorn - Not only can you get your fix of the best gourmet popcorn in town, but Boochy Mama’s has a great selection of vintage shorts. Prices average around $20 a pair.
2. House of Dow - This vintage shop in the heart of the city has an impressive selection of vintage shorts. Prices range from $15 to $35.
3. Finders Keepers - This little boutique-style shop has a collection of vintage shorts that lean towards the funky side. Expect to pay around $25 for a pair.
4. The Attic on Adams - With a recently opened second location, The Attic on Adams has a great selection of vintage clothing, including plenty of shorts. Prices range from $15 to $35.
5. Glass City Apparel Co. - A Toledo favorite for their vintage-inspired clothing, Glass City Apparel Co. also has a selection of authentic vintage shorts. Prices average around $20 to $30.
6. Rust Belt Relics - Located north of the city, Rust Belt Relics is a go-to destination for vintage decor and clothing. Their shorts selection is no exception. Prices range from $20 to $40.
7. Civilized Society - Along with their selection of skateboards and streetwear, Civilized Society has a small selection of vintage shorts. Prices average around $25 a pair.
8. One Weird Find - This aptly named shop is a treasure trove of vintage finds, including a selection of vintage shorts ranging from denim to linen. Prices range from $15 to $30.
9. Re-Uzit Shop of Eastern Toledo - This thrift store on the east side of town often has hidden gems, including vintage shorts. Prices range from $5 to $15.
10. Habitat for Humanity ReStore - While known for their home goods, the Habitat for Humanity ReStore often has a selection of vintage clothing for unbeatable prices, including shorts starting at $2.

So there you have it, folks. A "short" inventory of the best places to find vintage shorts in Toledo. Now go forth and embrace your inner "vintage vixen" or "hipster hottie"!