Summer is in full swing, and you know what that means: it’s time to break out the jorts. But finding the perfect pair can be a daunting task - too short, too long, too tight, too loose. It’s enough to make your head spin (er, your legs?). But fear not, denim lovers, because we’ve scoured Houston to bring you the top ten places to buy jorts. Get ready to jean-iusly upgrade your wardrobe.

1. Hipster’s Paradise - Buffalo Exchange: With three locations in H-town, Buffalo Exchange is the perfect spot to snag a pair of vintage denim cutoffs. Their selection is constantly changing, so you’ll never get bored. And at an average price of $25, you won’t break the bank.
2. High-End Haven - Neiman Marcus: If you’re looking for designer denim, Neiman Marcus is your go-to. They carry jorts from top brands like Rag & Bone, Frame, and Mother. But be prepared to splurge - prices average around $200.
3. Funky Finds - Retropolis: This vintage shop in the Heights has a funky, retro vibe that’s perfect for finding one-of-a-kind jorts. And with prices averaging around $30, you won’t feel guilty about adding to your denim collection.
4. Edgy Eh’bit - Eklegein: This boutique in the Museum District boasts an edgy, rock ’n’ roll vibe that will make you want to grab a pair of ripped jorts and a leather jacket. Prices for jorts at Eklegein average around $60.
5. Southern Sophistication - Al’s Formal Wear: Yes, you read that right - a tuxedo rental shop is on our list. But hear us out. Al’s offers a line of Southern Tide jorts that are perfect for any summer occasion, from a BBQ to a beach wedding. And at just $50 on average, they won’t break the bank.
6. Vintage Vibes - Pavement: This trendy boutique in Montrose has a carefully curated selection of vintage-inspired jorts that will have you looking like a ’70s rockstar. Prices average around $50.
7. Budget-Friendly Buys - H&M: For a more wallet-friendly option, head to H&M. Their selection of jorts is always on-trend, and prices average around $20.
8. All-American Style - Levi’s: You can’t talk about denim without mentioning Levi’s. Their classic jorts are a summer staple, and at an average price of $50, they won’t put a dent in your budget.
9. Trendy Threads - Zara: Zara is known for their trendy, fast-fashion pieces, and their jorts are no exception. From distressed to embellished, they’ve got it all. Prices average around $40.
10. Local Love - Manready Mercantile: This Heights shop prides itself on carrying products made in the USA, and their jorts are no exception. You’ll feel good about supporting a local business while looking stylish in your new denim cutoffs. Prices average around $80.

So there you have it, folks - the top ten places in Houston to find your perfect jorts. Now get out there and start shopping - your legs will thank you.