If you’re a guy in the East End of the Virgin Islands, finding the perfect pair of jorts can be a real uphill battle. With so many stores to choose from, it’s hard to know where to turn for the best deals and the latest styles.

Don’t despair, though. We’ve scoured the streets of East End to bring you the top 10 places to buy men’s jorts. So buckle up and get ready to cut a stylish figure with these pun-tastic picks.

1. "Shorts ’n Shores" - This surf shop has a great selection of jorts in all shades and sizes. Their prices range from $29 to $49. Visit their website here.
2. "Jean Genie" - This denim emporium specializes in the latest trends in men’s jeans, including jorts. You’ll find plenty of styles to choose from, priced from $35 to $69. Visit their website here.
3. "Cutoffs Corner" - This local boutique has a small but perfectly formed selection of jorts in bold, bright colors. Prices start at $24, so you can stock up without breaking the bank. Visit their website here.
4. "The Denim Doctor" - If you’re looking for jorts with a bit of vintage flair, this store is the cure for what ails you. With prices ranging from $40 to $80, you’ll have plenty of options to choose from. Visit their website here.
5. "Shorts Stop" - This one-stop shop has everything you need to keep it casual and cool this summer. Their jorts selection is no exception, with prices starting at $25. Visit their website here.
6. "Jorts and More" - This store lives up to its name with a huge variety of cuts, colors, and sizes of jorts. Prices range from $35 to $60, so you can find something that fits your budget. Visit their website here.
7. "Coastal Cutoffs" - This beachy boutique has plenty of jorts to take you from the sand to the streets. At prices ranging from $30 to $50, you’ll find something to suit your style. Visit their website here.
8. "Bermuda Shorts" - This store has a nautical vibe that’s perfect for the island lifestyle. Their jorts selection is no exception, with prices ranging from $35 to $65. Visit their website here.
9. "The Jort King" - This specialty store gets right to the point with a vast array of jorts in all sizes and styles. Their prices range from $25 to $75. Visit their website here.
10. "Jorts 4 Sport" - If you’re the athletic type, this store has the jorts you need to keep moving and grooving. Prices range from $30 to $50. Visit their website here.

With these top 10 picks, you’re sure to find the perfect pair of jorts to make a statement this summer. Just remember: if anyone asks you where you got them, tell them they were a "jortmentum purchase".