We all know the struggle of finding the right pair of jorts. It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack isn’t just any haystack, it’s a field of mini haystacks with varying shades of denim. Fear not, fellow denim enthusiasts, for I have scoured the beautiful Virgin Islands, Virgin Islands, to bring you the top 10 places to find your perfect pair of jorts.

1. Shoreline Bar & Grill - Not only does Shoreline offer stunning ocean views and delicious drinks, but they also have a small selection of jorts for sale. Prices range from $25-$40. Check out their website for more info.
2. Blue Ocean Tackle - If you’re looking for some "reely" good jorts, head over to Blue Ocean Tackle. Their selection varies, but prices are around $30. Visit their website for more information.
3. The Jort Store - With a name like that, how could we not include them? The Jort Store has a wide variety of jorts in different lengths, cuts, and washes. Prices range from $20-$50. Check out their website for more details.
4. Bamboula - This boutique offers a unique selection of clothing and accessories, including some trendy jorts. Prices range from $35-$50. Visit their website for more information.
5. St. John Brewers - Yes, you read that right. St. John Brewers not only brews their own beer, but they also sell some awesome jorts. Prices range from $30-$45. Check out their website for more info.
6. Cruzan Cowgirls - "Yeehaw" to finding the perfect pair of jorts at Cruzan Cowgirls. Their selection is limited, but they have a few pairs that will "mooove" you. Prices range from $25-$40. Visit their Facebook page for more information.
7. Zion Modern Kitchen - This restaurant/bar not only offers delicious food and drinks, but they also sell some cute jorts. Prices range from $30-$40. Check out their website for more details.
8. Mongoose Junction - This shopping center has a few stores that sell jorts, including The Cabana and The Jolly Dog. Prices range from $25-$50. Visit their website for more information.
9. Coral World - Yes, even the aquarium has jorts for sale. Prices at Coral World range from $30-$40. Check out their website for more info.
10. Sand Castle on the Beach - This beachfront hotel/resort also sells jorts. Their selection is limited, but you might find a "short" that fits perfectly. Prices range from $20-$40. Visit their website for more details.

There you have it, folks. Ten "jeanius" places to find your perfect pair of jorts in Virgin Islands, Virgin Islands. Happy shopping!